Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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