Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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