Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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