do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
