pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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