can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
