I cockslap morals
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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