i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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