is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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