Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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