haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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