The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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