Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
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i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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