is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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