What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Randomize
