it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
