should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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