hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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Pooping to opera.
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