Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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