I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
