ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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