dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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