I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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