then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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