God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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