I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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