she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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