We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
