The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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