WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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