This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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