So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
