fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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