Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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