I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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