love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.