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• (916): View more from California

  People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I wish his dick was as long as his hair.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.

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  You must be good in bed dude

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.

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• (408): View more from California

  I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  "Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.

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