You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later