I'm eating all of the evidence.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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