Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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