We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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