I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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