so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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