Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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