ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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