Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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