I'm so fucking centered right now
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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