Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she looked like the before picture.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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