If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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