I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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