Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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