getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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