Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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