some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
They took my balls.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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