found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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