I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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