i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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