You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i wish my penis had a tongue
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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