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Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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