Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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